Recently, The Xbox Investigation Team has convinced me that they are staffed with hamsters in Sherlock Holmes costumes. Perhaps with magnifying glasses taped to their backs.
I say this because I recently brought to them an open and shut case, one that could easily be solved by leaning over slightly and pressing the enter button. Perhaps that was too much for Xbox. Perhaps they were too busy investigating why my Skyrim character is hurtling 50 feet in the air while trying to cross over a stream. Perhaps they are stuck on the hamster wheel and their magnifying glasses are caught in the spokes. I'm no expert, but I'm sure that is more believable then what ever it is they actually did.
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