Hey Everyone out there reading AllOneWord. I'm here to live blog the new movie that everyone has been talking about. That's right, I'll be live blogging The Avengers. I brought my cell phone and I'll be posting updates to let you know how awesome this movie is.
11:35 PM Man, this place is packed.There are people sitting in the rows. A few people are down in the front in their costumes. A lanky dude with a blue and red Frisbee is battling an overweight man painted green.
11:37 PM Someone walks by me and says "May the fourth be with you." I don't get it. Nerds are weird.
11:41 PM The overweight man yelled "You don't want to make me angry" and ripped his shirt off, fat cascading over his shorts. They are cut-off khakis that are crudely colored with purple Sharpee. This tired him out, and now he's laying on the floor trying to regain his breath.
11:45 PM I mean May the Force be with you is a Star Wars reference. We're in an Avengers movie. What?
11:47 PM Previews!
11:51 PM Damn, whatever this movie is it looks sweet. Put this one down as a must watch AW DAMMIT IT'S SOME SNOW WHITE BULLSHIT.
12:01 AM Why say fourth instead of force anyway. It makes sense to...
12:02 AM The movie is starting!
12:04 AM Marvel Logo on the screen. Awesome.
12:06 AM Everyone seems mad at me for some reason.
12:10 AM People are being very rude and trying to talk to me about something. I don't want to hear it, I'm trying to live blog.
12:18 AM Looks like a couple of dudes made it here late and are using flashlights to find some open seats. Not today dicks, that's what happens when you come late.
12:19 AM Oh, they're staff.
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12:23 AM At least they let me go back and get my phone.
12:25 AM It's pretty cold out here for May. What gives.
12:35 AM Well, I can't see the screen since it's inside but I can make out Robert Downy Jr.'s voice. So I can confirm that Robert Downy Jr. has speaking parts.
12:43 AM I attempt to call my friends. They have their phones turned off or something.
2:03 AM Oh I get it. It's May fourth today.